The power to become helpless at will.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!