The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!