To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!