The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to die at will

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!