the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to die

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power to see into the present

The power to get older every second

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!