the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to die at will

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!