the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to snore.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!