The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to speak brail.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!