The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!