the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!