the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!