The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!