the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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black people

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!