the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to eat with your butt

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!