The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to die on command

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!