The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!