The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!