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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero
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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.
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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.
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The Power to die at will
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to make water turn blue when you touch it.
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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities
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The power to spell backwards.
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The power to suck deez nuts
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The power life like a hermit.
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The power to transform gold into nothing.
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The power to look through glass.
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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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The power to run if you have no legs
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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!
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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand
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The power of laughing in awkward situations.
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due
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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens
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power to fly...backwards.
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The power to die on command
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Dejavu
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!