The power to not have this superpower

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!