The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

The power to poke

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to remove the power within.

The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to think you have powers.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!