the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the ability to see into the past

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!