The power of laughing in awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to have one eyebrow!?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to post pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to see the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to use windows 10.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to bi ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!