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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!