the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!