The power to fart rainbows

The power to pee out blue

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

the power to have no powers.

The ability to always be fashionable late

The power to turn wine into water

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power life like a hermit.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The power to like Justin Beiber

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to read the TV

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to die

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!