The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!