the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!