Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to be bad at everything

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The power to slam revolving doors.

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to snore.

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

wast your time on the computer

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to kill yourself at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!