The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!