You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to shit brix

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!