The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!