The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!