The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to go through open windows

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power to die but once

Endless falling....

The power to get foot-boners

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

Asexual reproduction.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

the power to remember th...

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!