the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to have a small penis

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!