The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the power to see through glass

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!