The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to die

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to see through windows

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to see through horses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!