The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to see through glass

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!