Nipple Radar.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!