the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The Power to die at will

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to see the present.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!