The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to see through windows

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to turn wine into water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!