The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to have a power

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!