The power to eat multiple things at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -125

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to see the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The ability to think of an ability - JW

thumb_up thumb_down -122

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to predict yesterday's weather

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Being a Spice Girl

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to talk to your elbow

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to hurt the people you love

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!