power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to fly but only upward

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!