The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!