The power to read the TV

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!