The power to be really bad at math.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to turn coke into pepsi

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to run if you have no legs

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to jump -50% higher

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to see through bones.

The power to fart flames

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

the power to make music for deaf people

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

The power to shower naked.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!