An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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black people

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!