The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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i like pie.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!