The power to be bad at everything

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!