The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!