Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!