The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!