The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to get older every second

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!