The power to see as Stevie Wonder

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power of not knowing the future

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

A book on how to solve a paradix

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to cry acid tears

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to think you have powers.

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!