the power to not have a power

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to eat waffles

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!