The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!