The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to snore.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!