Being Aquaman

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!