the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!