the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be dead

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the power to die at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!