"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to look TV

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!