The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Balls.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Aweonao

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!