The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!