the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the super power to remove your super power

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to not exist.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!