The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!