The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!