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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!