The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to die on command

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!