the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!