The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!